“Let me tell you something about Tom Riddle. We were teacher and student in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first enemy Grindelwald, who was totally gorgeous. But then I had to defeat him, and Tom was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow ( Read more... )

Found this on a facebook group. Very, very silly.

1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees".

2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic ( Read more... )

One thing?

Hermione has a Tardis-bag.

Amused the hell out of me every time the bag was mentioned.

I'm done with Deathly Hallows. Just finished. No time to write proper, spoilery reactions because dude, I did not know that I could go from literally sobbing to panicking to laughing back to sobbing. This was just fantastic. I don't know what else we could have asked for. Actually rather drained (cried a LOT).

I'm just sad that it's over. I really ( Read more... )

Saw Order of the Phoenix today and I thought it was fantastic. The Harry Potter film franchise did not start until this movie. It was great.

On the note of Harry Potter: I hear the book is already being released in some places and it comes out here very, very soon. I would like to make this very clear, seeing as I was spoiled HORRIBLY for Half-Blood ( Read more... )